The office sent me to a poor mining town in the outskirts of the city.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 02/27/2018 at 15:23 • Filed to: None

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The place is dirt poor, but as the office sent me, I get to use the “Executive Car Service”. Can you guess which car it is? Oppo’s Resident Lexus Guy got it, a Nissan Sentra Unique.

Tapas > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:27

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A new Impala?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:28

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A Juke with leather seats?

My citroen won't start > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2018 at 15:29

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Close but no cigar.

My citroen won't start > Tapas 02/27/2018 at 15:29

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No, but the body style is correct.

fintail > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:30

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Not a Mercedes

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:30

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I thought I could cheat by looking up whatever cars this LIXO car service uses, but apparently lixo is Portuguese for trash.

Ash78, voting early and often > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:30

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Your own car, but with someone else driving?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:31

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Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer ?

Azrek > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:33

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Kia Soul?

My citroen won't start > Textured Soy Protein 02/27/2018 at 15:34

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Correct, that is the place for cigarette butts, candy wrappers and the like.

My citroen won't start > Ash78, voting early and often 02/27/2018 at 15:34

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No, I would never do this to my cars.

My citroen won't start > fintail 02/27/2018 at 15:35

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Well, you are right. But I need a more specific answer.

My citroen won't start > Azrek 02/27/2018 at 15:35

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Wrong country and body style.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:35

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opel insignia?

diplodicus > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:36

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CT6?

My citroen won't start > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/27/2018 at 15:36

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They have things in common.

My citroen won't start > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/27/2018 at 15:36

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Right body style, wrong country.

My citroen won't start > diplodicus 02/27/2018 at 15:37

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Much less nice

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:38

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Quashqai? Edit: Nissan Sentra

diplodicus > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:40

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Buick whatever the hell they call their version of the impala.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:40

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Infiniti something?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:40

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Nissan Sentra!!!

DutchieDC2R > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:41

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I want to say a VW Passat.....?

WilliamsSW > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:42

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Cobalt?

PartyPooper2012 > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:44

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it’s a taxi cab.

mercedes in Germany

mercedes in Netherlands...

This is not mercedes.

I am going with toyota camry beige

My citroen won't start > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/27/2018 at 15:45

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Ding Ding Ding!

It is a Nissan Sentra Unique

My citroen won't start > DutchieDC2R 02/27/2018 at 15:46

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Our Resident Lexus Guy got it, it’s a Nissan Sentra.

My citroen won't start > WilliamsSW 02/27/2018 at 15:47

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Sentra actually, Oppo’s Resident Lexus Guy got it.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:47

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

With a Nissan Sentra....

WilliamsSW > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:48

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Such luxury!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2018 at 15:48

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Thank you for leading me on the right path to a Nissan Sentra...

My citroen won't start > PartyPooper2012 02/27/2018 at 15:49

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Nissan Sentra.

PartyPooper2012 > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:52

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wrong!

you didn’t say color.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 15:53

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Dear Nissan-

You cannot call a Sentra trim level Unique when these vehicles are not, indeed, unique. In fact, isn’t this false advertising?

Wacko > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 16:18

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Unique? is that what they call an SL over there?

Nick Has an Exocet > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 16:49

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I was in Luxembourg last week for work. The office manager called a taxi and my coworkers and I laughed when a Twingo showed up for them.

Azrek > My citroen won't start 02/27/2018 at 17:09

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Your country has no Soul!?

Tapas > My citroen won't start 02/28/2018 at 00:36

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How is a Sentra Unique an “Executive” car?!?